I got this meme from , who got it from , who got it from Marie, and as everyone knows, Marie got it from me! I mean, no, that last bit was Tom Lehrer.

~ Rules:
~ If you don't have at least 8 OCs I wouldn't recommend this meme
~ Add on questions to this meme! It will make it bigger! bold your questions too
~ TAG PPL PLZ
~ Enjoyyyyyyyy!

1) First list all your OC's by first name so we can see your list of all your wonderful OC's
(All of them? <.< Er. . . well, I'll at least list MANY of them. . . some of these are only from stories I've written, because I wasn't sure if those counted as OC's or not if I haven't roleplayed them. XD)

1. Hal
2. Schizophrenias
3. Ruladork
4. Percival
5. Raymond
6. Mortimer
7. Xyrolen
8. Dyscretio
9. Reginald
10. Roby
11. Pyewacket
12. Etta (Henrietta Maria I)
13. Maria (Henrietta Maria II)
14. D'artagnan
15. Derrick
16. N3P
17. Dr. Querkovsky
18. Truth Mountainbreeze
19. Richard
20. Jennifer
21. Cafea
22. Deus
23. Diana
24. Enrique
25. Alejandro

2) Who is your favorite OC?

Schizophrenias. Maybe not my favorite to actually roleplay, because basically all he does is mess with people, but no one else I have is quite so cheerfully and sadistically insane, and he's just too fun. XD

3) Who is your least favorite?

Hum. . . well, I mostly put my favorite characters on this list. . . I've come up with considerably more characters than this, but I dunno where I should be stopping. <.< Of the characters here though, I guess my least favorite is Derrick. He's a bit boring (though that's the point); all he really does is hit things, intimidate others and worry about his hat.

4) Who is your most developed?

I guess that might be Percival? Not really sure about this one, but I think I've played him and explored his character more than any of the others and he's certainly a lot better developed than he was when I created him.

5) Which OC would you want to date if they magically came to life?

I was going to stop earlier, but after this question I had to add a few rare female ones who weren't cats. XP Jennifer, definitely. . . I mean, that was sort of her inspiration to begin with.

6) How many girl OCs do you have? Boy OCs? It OCs?

No.

7) If you were stuck in a burning building what do you think the third OC on your list would do?

Ruladork? He'd grumble in annoyance, barge into the building, heave me onto his back and drag me out of there through the flames. Then, he'd probably give me a lecture about fire safety.

8) Name one thing you regret about one of your OCs.

I regret having given my Egyptian god character for Nephthys the name "N3P". XD It only makes sense when she's a computer, and so when she's in a setting as something else, I need to invent some new name for her all over again.

9) Which of your OCs do you think would make the best parent out of all your OCs and why?

Maybe Raymond. He's got way more of a sense of responsibility than many of my other characters and I think he'd take it really seriously.

10) Which of your OCs do you think will most likely be put in jail?

Xyrolen. . . he'd probably break something, or burn something down for fun, or otherwise fail to anticipate the consequences of his actions. People like Deus, Mortimer and Schizophrenias DESERVE it way more, but bringing them in would be way harder.

11) The fourth of your OCs was put into the future! What will their job be?

Percival put into the future? Hmm. . . he'd probably be on some interplanetary Star Trek-esque expedition to seek out new worlds and new forms of life. That would appeal to him a lot.

12) Name the first OCs catch phrase! (if they don't have one just make one up)

Hal's catch phrase. . . <.< Hal isn't really cool enough to have a proper catchphrase. "Gah!" is probably the best he has. Or maybe "I mean, uh. . ."

13) Do all your OCs live together or are they separated?

They're from all sorts of different places, settings and even styles, so no, they definitely don't live together. XD

14) Are there any pairings that are in your OC list? (they can't be with someone else's OC they have to be in your list)

Depends on how you define "pairings". If you mean romantic pairings: Mortimer and N3P, Richard and Jennifer. If arch-nemesis pairings count: Hal and Schizophrenias, Richard and Deus, Percival and Mortimer. And if sibling pairings count: Roby and Pyewacket, Maria and D'artagnan, Enrique and Alejandro.

15) Your fourth OC switched bodies with you for a day. How will they react at the end of the day?

Percival? He'd be both fascinated and disturbed by the experience. He'd apologize to me afterward for the inconvenience, and then continue as though nothing had really happened out of the ordinary.

16) Your last OC just became a fifteen year old. What do they do?

Diana is my last on the list at the moment. . . hm. Well, she's not really that far away from being a fifteen year old to begin with, but I think she'd go all quiet and try to slip away before anyone noticed, and worry to herself.

17) Now randomly select a person on your OC list. Who was it?

Schizophrenias!

18) That OC you just chose? Yeah they think they are superman (even if they are a girl) and are on the ceiling roof about to jump off.

This is best illustrated by Schizophrenias himself.

Schizo: Ahahaha! Now, I shall foolishly imitate Superman by leaping off the roof, thus demonstrating the horrific consequences of such dangerous media on young, impressionable minds who are tempted to "act out" inappropriately! Soon, I shall dabble in the occult according to the advice of Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons, and then I shall shoot at random passersby and leap on innocent turtles like in those stupid video games! In time, all forms of popular media shall be completely dishonored by my actions! AND ALL SHALL DESCEND TO MADNESS! *leaps off and splats on the pavement spectacularly, then explodes in a brilliant blast of aerosol canisters*

19) Are any of your OCs bored of this meme?

Xyrolen went off to set stuff on fire; D'artagnan and Derrick left to attack nearby moving objects; and Mortimer and Deus do not have time for such foolish pursuits when there is work to be done and worlds to conquer.

20) Would your second OC prefer the beach or the mountains?

Oh dear, Schizo again. . . once more, I'll have to put this in his own words.

Schizo: HMMMM! A difficult decision, indeed! Sunburn or frostbite and hypothermia? Skin cancer or altitude sickness and lack of oxygen? Surprisingly impotent sharks or perilous crevasses?! The answer is BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS, you pathetic fool! Mountains are FAR more horrible!!

21) Would your fourth OC battle a shark?

Not being one to enjoy unnecessary violence, Percival would only do such a thing if he absolutely had to. This is unlikely as he could probably simply fly overseas and avoid any encounters with such creatures.

22) Which OCs hate each other?

Hal and Schizophrenias hate each other (and thus themselves, as Schizophrenias is Hal's insane suppressed id-self). Deus, Maria, Derrick and Mortimer hate just about everyone, and just about everyone hates them (but less so for Mortimer, who's not such a bad guy in some ways).

23) Which OC did you create first? And last?

Enrique and Alejandro, the crime fighting scientists extraordinaire in the 31st century who I will now have to add to my list. They were shameless copies of myself and my younger brother, even down to the names. They had almost no personalities, ridiculous and over-the-top technology, and an evil arch-nemesis named Malice whose schemes they had to continually thwart. They had a laboratory that was also a spaceship that was also a habitat for endangered animals, and they lived in Los Angeles. They were pretty damn out there.

As for last, I think that was Dyscretio.

24) And if those two were fighting, who would win?

Enrique and Alejandro, without a doubt (or either of them if I have to choose one). Dyscretio is a pacifistic, thoughtful elf whose powers mostly involve healing; Enrique and Alejandro have insane amounts of completely impossible technology, hordes of equally ridiculous allies, and years of experience in utterly inconceivable dramatic situations (jetpacking backwards through a black hole much?) So yeah. . .

25)Which two OCs are your most FASHIONABLE?

I think that would have to be Percival and Etta. Percival is rather a high-class, gentlemanly sort of person, and Henrietta Maria the First is a regal, no-nonsense pseudo-English Queen. (Despite being a cat. . .)

26) If one (Hal) was with four (Percival) on a date, and seven (Xyrolen) happened to walk in and see them there, bringing three (Ruladork) along with them to dinner, and two (Schizophrenias) was the waiter/waitress, how would the scene go down?

Oh geez. This is completely ridiculous, but I'll do my best.

Hal would be disguised as Percival's wife through his illusionary powers; the "date" would be a front to see exactly what business Schizophrenias would have being a waiter, and prevent whatever horrors he might unleash on the restaurant. Hal would try valiantly to act dignified and mysterious like Evangeline, but would be completely transparent and awkward, and the effect would just be plain confusing, to Percival's mild annoyance (though he couldn't have expected THAT one to work out).

Xyrolen would stride up, with Ruladork tagging along to make sure he didn't burn the restaurant down. Xy would wonder aloud why Evangeline was acting so strange, and if she was perhaps on some sort of drug. Hal would stutter something unconvincing, and Ruladork would peer suspiciously at Hal, suspecting the truth.

Abruptly, Schizophrenias would appear at the table in a blinding burst of lurid neon colors, to the company's disgust. He would serve each of them a single, raw, unpeeled lemon, knock over their chairs, transform the table into a huge, acid-breathing serpent (to Xyrolen's delight), and then burst through the roof of the restaurant, laughing maniacally with Hal and Percival in pursuit. Xyrolen would be all "What the hell was THAT all about. . .? Sheesh, some people!" Ruladork would raise an eyebrow and shrug as he carefully strangled the serpent, and the two of them would continue their very citrusy meal while various explosions sounded in the distance as the result of the Hal and Percival/Schizo conflict.

Hey, it's not MY fault! ;;

(EDIT: Actually, I have to wonder if Xy's reaction would in fact be more along the lines of "THAT. . . WAS SO AWESOME.")

27) Tag three or more people.

NOOOOOOOO SOCIAL INTERACTION~ *tags three nearby oxygen atoms*

(Feel free to do this, whoever you are, if you'd like to. XD)